Donnerstag, 21. Juni 2012

The Haunted Fridge

My fridge is haunted. I know it sounds crazy but it's true. The problem is, when I bought it I didn't really care about the material of the coating.... so I bought a plastic one. At first I didn't notice anything.... then from time to time it started to make crackling noises. I figured it must have been the mouse living behind the fridge. But eversince my other roommate got blood-thristy and killed them all, I didn't see any mice around my room.

At precisely 1:00 am this refridgerator boots up and goes into a mad crackling concert. Without a reason, without a trigger, it just does it. The fun thing is, that I have started to incorporate this sound into my dreams. Half the time I dream of shootings and gun-related "misunderstandings". While this thing crackles and pops, every sound turns into a dream-bullet that I have to evade.

I'm not really sure what's the solution to this.... last time I checked behind the fridge, I noticed that half of the electrical wires were gnawed through.... I'm not even sure my roommate killed this mouse, it may have just electrocuted itself.


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